bichura:

Probably the best way to promote a concert/tour

  • pretty friend: i just got 100 likes on my photo !
  • athletic friend: i just beat everyone in the school at running :')
  • popular friend: today 5 guys asked me out lol
  • smart friend: just got straight A's!!
  • me: i can breathe

A Rocket To The Moon vs The Maine: Buzznet Phone Wars

this is dedicated to killthebimbo
because these cuties are her babies

(Source: rightqurl)


allisonharvardislove:

ALLISON HARVARD

  • Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
  • Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK